Dokken vs Chicken: Firewall Software – Heavy Metal Music | Norton

Posted by admin on March 30th, 2010 and filed under anti virus firewall software | 25 Comments »

Picture this: Your hard drive is a chicken. 80s heavy metal music band, Dokken, is a computer virus that likes its chicken fried. Protect your chicken from hungry hair bands with the right firewall software. Norton Internet Security 2010.

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25 Responses

  1. Akula04 Says:

    look up “bank of …
    look up “bank of nikolai”, that’s it.

  2. ahlam33 Says:

    But it’s “fried …
    But it’s “fried chicken”. Totally different.

  3. ahlam33 Says:

    That hard drive …
    That hard drive looks pretty good, all battered and fried like that.

  4. NorwegicusOnAstick Says:

    wheres the one with …
    wheres the one with the russian “banker”? that you can trust because he got a pen? :o

  5. Lucario75 Says:

    i thought Dokken …
    i thought Dokken didnt like chicken…..NORTON LIED TO ME T.T

  6. za1pp Says:

    AVG is better than …
    AVG is better than norton lmao

  7. NetMoverSitan Says:

    …LOL, this is a …
    …LOL, this is a Firewall Software commercial?! This is going on the psychosis altar in the Shrine of Psychosis!

  8. dSdJERKS Says:

    CHECK US OUT, …
    CHECK US OUT, SUBSCRIBE

  9. MichaelJacksonsQueen Says:

    lol
    lol

  10. Lance3375 Says:

    They dipped it in …
    They dipped it in hot burning oil and added KFC’s secret seasoning and then mercilessly tore it apart and devoured it with eternal darkness.

  11. no1doesitlikeme Says:

    @Cr1mSiR Only …
    @Cr1mSiR Only problem is that norton antivirus is overpriced and useless compared with other antivirus programs…

  12. manzi71 Says:

    @donnaglaser I’m …
    @donnaglaser I’m his brother,Rufus.Will I do?

  13. VolaticusDiabolus Says:

    Metalheads need …
    Metalheads need their proteins man!

  14. VolaticusDiabolus Says:

    Great, now I’m …
    Great, now I’m hungry for fried chicken… And I just ate like an hour ago.

  15. Cr1mSiR Says:

    fucking amazing, …
    amazing, finally a company who doesnt go off of whats popular, but with whats good.

  16. donnaglaser Says:

    Don Dokken can do …
    Don Dokken can do anything he likes to me! Giggity!

  17. McCall72 Says:

    This ad campaign …
    This ad campaign fricken rules.

  18. cerberus144 Says:

    Hells no! Dokken …
    Hells no! Dokken Rules! *sings “don’t lie to me” XD

  19. dosuloveshinata Says:

    that mai fry chiken …
    that mai fry chiken XD

  20. mrsstevens0n Says:

    If they were COOLER …
    If they were COOLER haha, they would have used Queensryche instead of Dokken.

  21. gswatus Says:

    Don was hungry!
    Don was hungry!

  22. hoagie13365 Says:

    I just shot coffee …
    I just shot coffee out of my nose! That was great!!!

  23. FligFlyswatterV Says:

    I’m hungry now… I …
    I’m hungry now… I haven’t eaten anything. Wait… I have an idea for a comercial – Protect your dick from Lorena Bobbit! it’s perfect.
    Protect your parents from Lizzie Borden?
    Protect your dog from a lawn mower?
    Protect your anything from chuck norris?
    ..I’ll shut up now.

  24. HayabusaNoTsuchi Says:

    Oh my God that was …
    Oh my God that was hilarious!

  25. Downboy1234 Says:

    I use to be in 80’s …
    I use to be in 80’s bands and miss the spandex running up the crack of my ass.
    Man, those were the days!

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